look at this Funky little duck


please look at this duck

fuck the duck

DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Wednesday Apr 23 @ 03:34am


i feel u

or like i want to

Wednesday Apr 23 @ 03:02am



Wednesday Apr 23 @ 02:48am


if i like u and u call someone else hot i will probably fall apart

Wednesday Apr 23 @ 02:12am

Why is it that I never remember how awful final week is? 

Wednesday Apr 23 @ 02:12am



how to have a great start to your day

step 1:


step 2:


step 3:


Have a really hot almost naked guy fall out of your bed? Sounds about right.

Wednesday Apr 23 @ 01:46am

How do I kindly and politely remind the fuckers behind me that the third floor of the library is a quiet zone and that it is finals week?  

Wednesday Apr 23 @ 01:20am
Wednesday Apr 23 @ 12:29am

The Life of an Office Secretary

For those of you who are interested in my personal life, I started a new job yesterday at a wonderful and small realty firm in Tallahassee.  So far, I feel blessed to have somehow landed this “grown up” job because not only is it a great resume booster, but it’s a pretty relaxing gig.  I pretty much spend my afternoons listening to two old men complain about my liberalistic tendencies while I copy and staple paperwork. 

The only problem is that this isn’t my only job. And it’s not my second job… it’s my third, which means that I am running around town all day from school to work to work to work.  Mondays are the absolute worst because I have four classes (it used to be five, but my teacher had an emergency trip to Paris…), work from 1-5, work from 5-7 (or 9…), and work from 10-4.  Which wouldn’t be SO bad if I didn’t have a 9AM class on Tuesday (and to make matters worse, it’s FRENCH.).  I was so ridiculously tired yesterday which brings me to the awfulness of my decisions:

I have started smoking again because I am really stressed out.  Basically, I’ve been trying to keep this as secret as possible to the people that I work (Sumo) with because I’m not REALLY a smoker, I just needed something to calm me down this month.  Anyways, yesterday I was taking a smoke break because I thought everyone was too busy to notice… except I was wrong because Ross  was outside.  So, long-story-short, we shared a cigarette and did shots in his car then I went back inside to finish my shift.  Stupid stupid stupid

I never thought that I’d be that girl: the one who drinks at work.  The one who smokes.  The one who is what I am.  And the most difficult part about it is that I don’t know if I am upset with what this is or not…

Anyways, my boss is back from lunch!

Tuesday Apr 22 @ 02:59pm
Tuesday Apr 22 @ 04:00am
Tuesday Apr 22 @ 03:59am


if ur gonna be nice to me there is a 59382% chance im gonna like u

Tuesday Apr 22 @ 03:58am


Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

Tuesday Apr 22 @ 03:55am
Tuesday Apr 22 @ 03:53am
Tuesday Apr 22 @ 03:53am

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