look at this Funky little duck
please look at this duck
fuck the duck
DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i feel u
or like i want to
if i like u and u call someone else hot i will probably fall apart
Why is it that I never remember how awful final week is?
how to have a great start to your day
Have a really hot almost naked guy fall out of your bed? Sounds about right.
How do I kindly and politely remind the fuckers behind me that the third floor of the library is a quiet zone and that it is finals week?
The Life of an Office Secretary
For those of you who are interested in my personal life, I started a new job yesterday at a wonderful and small realty firm in Tallahassee. So far, I feel blessed to have somehow landed this “grown up” job because not only is it a great resume booster, but it’s a pretty relaxing gig. I pretty much spend my afternoons listening to two old men complain about my liberalistic tendencies while I copy and staple paperwork.
The only problem is that this isn’t my only job. And it’s not my second job… it’s my third, which means that I am running around town all day from school to work to work to work. Mondays are the absolute worst because I have four classes (it used to be five, but my teacher had an emergency trip to Paris…), work from 1-5, work from 5-7 (or 9…), and work from 10-4. Which wouldn’t be SO bad if I didn’t have a 9AM class on Tuesday (and to make matters worse, it’s FRENCH.). I was so ridiculously tired yesterday which brings me to the awfulness of my decisions:
I have started smoking again because I am really stressed out. Basically, I’ve been trying to keep this as secret as possible to the people that I work (Sumo) with because I’m not REALLY a smoker, I just needed something to calm me down this month. Anyways, yesterday I was taking a smoke break because I thought everyone was too busy to notice… except I was wrong because Ross was outside. So, long-story-short, we shared a cigarette and did shots in his car then I went back inside to finish my shift. Stupid stupid stupid
I never thought that I’d be that girl: the one who drinks at work. The one who smokes. The one who is what I am. And the most difficult part about it is that I don’t know if I am upset with what this is or not…
Anyways, my boss is back from lunch!
if ur gonna be nice to me there is a 59382% chance im gonna like u
Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once